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I received another insightful communication from my girl Webster this morning. Fortune truly is
smiling upon me. I must have been Mother Theresa in my previous life or something. Anyway,
here we go:
This is Webster here in Belgian how is everyone there tell [HR Director's name, misspelled]
that I have received my W-2 and thanks again,I will chat later pimpin.
Wester [No, she doesn't actually refer to herself as Webster, but she did manage to misspell
her own name]
Have a bless day!!!!! [Man, I'm glad she added that fifth exclamation point. Five is so much
more convincing than a measly three or four]
I responded with:
Hi Webster,
Glad you got your W-2 okay. It was good hearing from you as always. Hey, how have your
kids been adjusting to European life?
Well, take it easy, I'll talk to you later!
This morning, I found this in my in-box:
The kids are all adjusting fine and my son haven't lay down the smack yet but my oldest
daughter already lay down a little US smack down on two girls at the same time.She pick up a
chair and hit one girl over the head split her forehead and the other girl eye was split in the
corner [that's one thirteen year-old I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley (or furniture store,
for that matter)].
Sorry for any mistake in my spelling [ironically, this e-mail doesn't have any spelling mistakes,
although grammatical errors abound] getting ready for meeting talk to you later,tell everyone I
said hey and take care.
After carefully considering my options, I wrote back:
Wow, I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley :)! Take care of yourself over there and
don't be a stranger.
Her response?
I wont be a stranger and tell everone have a wonderful Valentine's Day and share the joy with
the one you love especially you Mr. Brian sweet dreams do come true.
Webster
Excuse me while I bawl like a baby. Webster just taught me the true meaning of Valentine's
Day.
smiling upon me. I must have been Mother Theresa in my previous life or something. Anyway,
here we go:
This is Webster here in Belgian how is everyone there tell [HR Director's name, misspelled]
that I have received my W-2 and thanks again,I will chat later pimpin.
Wester [No, she doesn't actually refer to herself as Webster, but she did manage to misspell
her own name]
Have a bless day!!!!! [Man, I'm glad she added that fifth exclamation point. Five is so much
more convincing than a measly three or four]
I responded with:
Hi Webster,
Glad you got your W-2 okay. It was good hearing from you as always. Hey, how have your
kids been adjusting to European life?
Well, take it easy, I'll talk to you later!
This morning, I found this in my in-box:
The kids are all adjusting fine and my son haven't lay down the smack yet but my oldest
daughter already lay down a little US smack down on two girls at the same time.She pick up a
chair and hit one girl over the head split her forehead and the other girl eye was split in the
corner [that's one thirteen year-old I wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley (or furniture store,
for that matter)].
Sorry for any mistake in my spelling [ironically, this e-mail doesn't have any spelling mistakes,
although grammatical errors abound] getting ready for meeting talk to you later,tell everyone I
said hey and take care.
After carefully considering my options, I wrote back:
Wow, I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley :)! Take care of yourself over there and
don't be a stranger.
Her response?
I wont be a stranger and tell everone have a wonderful Valentine's Day and share the joy with
the one you love especially you Mr. Brian sweet dreams do come true.
Webster
Excuse me while I bawl like a baby. Webster just taught me the true meaning of Valentine's
Day.